Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
birth control should be required to get into college
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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