Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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