It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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