one might say we're banned from that church
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Please don't give away my fajitas
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