My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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