i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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