I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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