I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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