he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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