She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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