Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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