I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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