I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."