So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.