I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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