quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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