what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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