Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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