the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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