Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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