He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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