honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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