My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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