I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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