remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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