Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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