Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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