Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?