all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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