when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Green mimosas i think yes
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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