Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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