And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It was like getting head from an anaconda
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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