Someone shit on the floor
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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