don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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