Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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