just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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