I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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