i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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