ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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