Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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