lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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