I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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