She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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