ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
Come see our sink grown plant.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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