Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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