Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off