but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just tell him i said nine months
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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