Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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