the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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