i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
wow bdsm is so cute
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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